Two things I learned while hanging out with my tennis team the other day (mostly single girls in their 30s):
- Freeze your eggs by 34.
- Start getting botox now.
What?!
Two things I learned while hanging out with my tennis team the other day (mostly single girls in their 30s):
What?!
What the what?! I am 36 and have never had Botox (even though my dermatologist kindly recommended I get it…bitch) nor have I frozen any eggs. I know plenty of people who have had babies in their early forties – and plenty who have skipped Botox. I think you might need to wear earmuffs at your next tennis meeting.
THANK YOU. I’ve been polling other friends in their 30s and they all agree this is not necessary. Phew.
Who the hell are you playing tennis with, the Real Housewives of Austin?!!? They sound crazy and I think you need a new tennis group. LOL.