by Jane Moneypenny

I think all guys have a signal in their brain that fires when someone is getting over them or about to clear him out of her system. There’s no other explanation for how they seem to know the exact moment to pop back in your life and throw your emotions back into chaos.

Right when you think you were clear of angst and that endless pinch on your heart, you get a text or an email or a phone call out of nowhere, hurtling you back to somewhere you so hard to get out of.

And of course, right when you get over the shock to your system and accept it, he disappears again. What is that?! Bad timing? Bad luck? Some test of Cupid to see if you can handle as much as heartache as possible?

How does this keep happening to me? Twice in the last month. Two different guys. I have GOT to find a time machine.